If Bunty drapes one more piece of marmalade rind on the edge of the jar I shall take the shotgun to her no Judge in the land would convict me bloody poor show.

Breakfast in the conservatory a fine treat been too bloody cold of late. Bunty ballsed up the coffe somewhat but overall a pleasant experience. Consuela here with her bloody hoover not even as though she's a good looking filly all bloody teeth and pockmarks. Having to read ones paper in the study is just not on.

Not sure if I have the hang of this contraption, bally tricky stuff dont you know.

Hope this is going in the right place to quote "Bomber" Harris whilst straffing Neasden, think it should have been Dresden, silly old Buggah.