Lots to be grumpy about just now. Coalition starting to piss me off. Age of austerity? Cut backs? I saw a posting in a newspaper today (thanks Old Holborn)where a local authority are advertising for dog grooming lecturers. Decent pay and pension packet for knowing how to wield a dog and sponge ffs! grrrr

Got involved in the Lawful Rebellion last month. Extreme grumping! Fantastic. I was in court and watched a judge throwing a wobbly and storming off. This stuff really does work folks. You should read up on it.

Cat fleas! So far we had a cat flea free summer but suddenly my two mogs are crawling with the little buggers. £13 to get that sorted out. Worth every penny. Thanks Mr vet.

Down the park earlier with dog and I watched a mallard beating up a swan. Best 5 mins entertainment I've had since Gordon Brown left no10. I'm left asking the question - what do you need to do to piss off a mallard as bad as that? I'll lose sleep over that one. Respect Mr duck.

Hear the pope man is coming to say hello. I've never understood the fascination with scaffold worship but maybe I'm just missing something? Hear its going to cost us £100M. BASTARDS! grrrrr

My mate moved to Tanzania recently. Keeps sending me emails telling me how great it is compared to the Islamic Peoples Republic of Britain. Bastard! Good man to have on your side in a tight fix so I hope it works out for him while his dick shrivels and falls off. grrrr

Do not buy a new Chrysler! I did. Repeat. Do not buy a new Chrysler! grrrr

I'm watching adverts on the grumblebox with sound off. Hilarious! Its either adverts or BBC left wing, EUSSR funded bias. grrrr

I just found out a business competitor's warehouse was flooded out and he wasn't insured for flood. I'm glad I based myself on top of a hill. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah XD Fantastic!

Mars is supposed to be putting on a big show on 27th August. Let's hope its not wet and cloudy. And this time I won't trust the wife when she says she charged the camera battery! grrrrr

Grump on....

A choice of Football on the BBC and ITV or Top Gear, If that wasn't bad enough we have Bette Midler in Beaches on C4 or Tom Hanks on 5

I fell on the sword. I moved with the family when what I should have done is gone in with all guns blazing. Doing the right thing has got me no where, so that joke about Scunthorpe isn't that funny any more. 50 this year and so pissed off.

what is the point of ironing and hanging up kids clothes when all they do is hang them on the floor then trample on them. Wheres the respect? wheres the personal pride? wheres the gratitude?

Black history month on History channel? WTF is that all about? What nimrod decided to alienate the majority of their regular GOM viewers who just want to see war stuff? I smell common purpose propaganda at work here... grrr

Those 'we're not just a bunch of greedy thieving lying bastards but good folks really' Halifax adverts where two overly-groomed cretins in teller uniforms actually believe we have fuck all better to do than listen all day to a banking radio station playing shit music and talking about giving us £5 a month. That's 1/6 of what you greedy fuckers charge for a missed direct debate. grrr

My dog is moulting. What is that all about? What purpose does shedding copious amounts of fur each day serve? I've got more of my dog in the hoover than is on the bloody dog! I fact I could build 2 dogs from what's in the hoover alone... Why can't GOMs grow hair like that? Found half a dead bird on my lawn this morning. Don't know what cat to blame so this will go down as another unsolved murder. Where's Johnathon Creek when you need him grrrr

Waited for an hour to see the doc earlier. An hour in a room full of coffin dodgers wheezing, sniffling, grimacing and spraying me with with their nasty bugs. If I wasn't sick before, I am now. Having a surname beginning with 'A' I'm all for alphabetical queuing systems.... And why are all the blokes magazines in waiting rooms from 2004 extolling the virtues of cars that aren't made any more? grrr