I moan at everything, but lately I've been so downhearted because of TV. I find myself shouting at the TV for anything! People who say 'nucular' instear of nuclear - it's easy - say new, say clear, put them together and PAY EFFING ATTENTION!!!

Fat women who name their kids 'Kyleigh' or 'Jason', and wear white ski pants with black thongs underneath - and where do they get them in that fecking huge size!!??

People who barge past you and don't apologize - it's probably the same fecking moron who doesn't believe in queues and pushes past you at the cinema or in the pub.

People who ride their bikes on the pavement and scream "GET OUTTA THE FECKIN WAY" when they get 2.27 inches from your backside.

People who do exactly the same thing, but on skateboards, skates, in-line skates (whatever THEY are).

People who 'know the answer' at the pub quiz (but DON'T) and whisper it so loudly that ALL the teams suddenly know it.

Football experts in the pub or on the train who can recite the name of every member of the 1921 second team put out by Plymouth Argyle, and DO SO, thereby encouraging their moronic mates to do the SAME THING!!!