Too Young To Be Grumpy...Just you wait and see!

My first grump has to be about sauce packets! You know those little packets of tomato or brown sauce that you are given in restaurants or pubs! How an earth are you meant to open the damn things? Eh? Do they perhaps seal them deliberately in the misappropriation that, by sealing them so tightly that they cannot be opened, that they are in fact give their customers hours of fun!

Well, listen up manufactuers! MAKE THEM EASIER TO OPEN!

They have little markings on the corners which say 'tear here' but no, you need dynamite in order to open them. Whatever happened to sauce bottles?