Life Sucks

Nintendo are a clever bunch. They aren't satisfied with corrupting kids minds with their inane games but now they are after the other end of the market. 'You are so stupid Grandad that you need to keep your mind awake with brain training and eye training and any other training that we can think of..'

What's next.

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A japanese scientist has discovered that your hand coordination and bladder control suffers as you get older. (No shit sherlock)

'Pii Trainer' from Sintendo counteracts this with daily exercises. Using the stylus you must keep the flow of urine in the bowl. Any splashes will incur the displeasure of your good lady. By blowing into the microphone you can stem the flow and strengthen muscles you never knew existed.